Under coats there's sex club cards
Stacks of photos in unknown shelves
It's merely evidence we're feeling former ourselves
The Overcoatsters step outside
It was the secret life of Agent S&M
Oh-Oh-Oh Dirty Lives Oh
Dirty Lives Oh-Oh-Oh
In the paper they claim that Sears
had commissioned Julia Scher
To improve their image with the budding avant-garde
When the avant-garde has stepped in
The dirty lives that left a stench
So Julia Ah-Oh was left in the basement
Oh-Oh-Oh Dirty Lives Oh
Dirty Lives Oh-Oh-Oh
Oh Oh Oh Dirty Lives Oh
Dirty Lives Oh-Oh-Oh
We can sin with our hands in pockets
We can grin with a cherub's smile
And there is still a chorus singing we are vile
Shallow graves and topless babes
Who will judge how you behave?
While we go and live our dirty lives
Oh-Oh-Oh Dirty Lives Oh
Dirty Lives Oh-Oh-Oh
Oh Oh Oh Dirty Lives Oh
Dirty Lives Oh-Oh-Oh
Oh-Oh-Oh Dirty Lives Oh
Dirty Lives Oh-Oh-Oh