She's got the anger of a suffragette but she's crying a river
She's got the smile of a sideshow clown but she stands and delivers
I'm drinking heavily to slur my stroll and to get some rhythm
I'm on the prowl but who would've thought that I couldn't pick up
Maybe you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with
Baby, can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself
I see a looker with a neon top, so I started talking
She holds the wall up with a broken shoulder, so I started walking
I turn the corner and who do I spot, it's that girl from TV
I spill my liquor and my buzz is gone, and I stroll in easy
Maybe you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with
Baby, can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself
She's got the anger of a suffragette but she's crying a river
(crying a river)
She's got the smile of a sideshow clown but she stands and delivers
I'm drinking heavily to slur my stroll and to get some rhythm
I'm on the prowl but who would've thought that I couldn't pick up
Maybe you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with
Baby, can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself
Maybe you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with
Baby, can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself