I believe everything I read
And I read indiscriminately
I've been watching so much TV
I've got a laugh track in my dreams
Don't know why I'm so listless, but I've got myself convicted
It's got nothing to do with the drinking
No, I don't think you're funny: I'm just hung over and laughing
About something that happened yesterday
I don't find you too attractive, but that's all right
I don't like my friends to be that way
Don't know why I'm so careless...
Did I ever tell you about the time
I dived downstairs twice in one night?
Or about the occasion when I got a concussion
Walking home in broad daylight?
Don't know why I'm so reckless...