Do You Still Want To Buy Me That Drink ( Frank )
Sir, I do appreciate the offer
I don't believe I caught your name
I don't get to get out very often
It's hard to find the time to get away
I think it's only fair you hear my story
Before you spend $3.50 on that beer
I've got two little kids that call me mama
My 14 year-old thinks that I'm a witch
Between soccer practice and ballet, Britney Spears and Dr. Dre
Romance is the last thing on my list
So, Frank was it, tell me what you think
Do you still wanna buy me that drink
So, Frank, tell me how you feel
About teenage girls being on the pill
Do you mind Friday nights at home
'Cause frankly, I've been here before
Married twice and twice divorced
And alimony sure don't pay the bills
Now that's an awful lot of information
But I don't have the time to mess around, 'cause
I've got two little kids that call me mama
My 14 year-old wants to pierce her lip
Between algebra and spelling bees and anything to keep the peace
Romance is the last thing on my list
So Frank, honey, tell me what you think
Do you still wanna buy me that drink
I've got two little kids that call me mama
My 14 year-old's really a good kid
I really wouldn't blame you none if you got the urge to up and run
Is being Daddy even on your list
So, Frank, darling, tell me what you think
Do you still wanna buy me
I'll take a Miller Lite, please
If you still wanna buy me that drink
Hey, Frank, you look a little pale....