If there's a little man that lives in your heart
with a bow and really tiny darts
When he shoots you, you will fall in love
Why? It's not for you to know
'cause you never had a microscope
One that could see so small
And if most scientists believe
That's why human love was made
Do you think they'd really tell you at all? (x4)
If a little woman lives in your brain
Singing to you all the time
Singing all your favorite songs
Singing how she's glad that you're mine
There's no way you could ever know
That she wants to meet the man in your heart
She's over all the ones in your feet, that are keeping you from walking to me
Do you think they'd really tell you at all? (x4)