from box of puppy
to grown up dogs
hungry mongrels!
mission almost bungled
Dachshund intervention
has saved the Sergeant's skin
and on the other side of this dirty town
the monsters swear to do the dog down
but dog's devoted, dog adores you
howls to call you home at night
hurry home, hurry home, hurry home
hurry home from Hell my mistress!
oh my love, my lover! awoooooo!
it's Dogboy versus monsters in town
the Dachshund Detective and Sergeant Brown
found us sleeping
and watch out for our safe keeping
as our dreaming rises slowly
to the stars in the summer sky
and back down below through a telescope
the monsters see that they haven't a hope
our eyes are constellated
with our feet still on the ground
hurry home, hurry home, hurry home
hurry home from Hell my mistress!
oh my love, my lover! awoooooo!
it's Dogboy versus monsters in this town