Don't Beat My Ass (with A Baseball Bat)

Things don't look too good to me.

I feel I'm out of luck

And all because of swollen glands

And just one stupid fuck.

This wacko came from Alabama and

That's not where it's at.

And now you're jock's been chasing me round

With a great big baseball bat.

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no.

Well, I was in the mood for some love in bulk

Not a wrestling match with a some big hulk.

And this here dude he was an uncool cat

And he beat me 'bout my head with a baseball bat

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat no

hen I got up from being beat to the ground

I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound

And I was aghast at what I found

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat bitch