Don't Piss Off A Lutheran
Gentle souls well I guess that's true
churchgoers wave at the sight of you
caution is a word it's not a sin
so don't piss off a Lutheran
Wallflowers at a dance watch out for these
when you pass 'em by say "excuse me please"
they harbor grudges in places you've never been
so don't piss off a Lutheran
break:
or you may end up on your knees
but you won't be praying to the Lord above
you'll be dying in the name of love
Religion is a strange and scary thing
when you die for the things you're believing in
be your own man and stick out your chin
but don't piss off a Lutheran
(break)
be your own man and stick out your chin
but don't piss off a Lutheran