Don't Touch Me While I'm Sleeping

He picked me up around a quarter to nine

I was a little shocked that he was right on time

He was really well mannered as he opened my door

He seemed like the man that I've been lookin' for

He took me to a fancy restaurant

And told me to order anything I want

I went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends

And said, "Oh my God, he's such a gentleman"

You wanna have a good time

As he slipped me some wine

And then I started to feel really sleepy

And he had this creepy look in his eyes

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe

I'll just wake up and break your neck

It won't be worth the costs you paid

This will be a date, you'll never forget

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe

I'll just wake up and break your neck

It won't be worth the costs you paid

This will be a date, you'll never forget

I woke in the morning at half past eight

And I couldn't remember what happened to my date

My stomach was woozy and it didn't feel right

I couldn't recall a single thing last night

My best friend Suzie called me on the phone

And said, "Girl you really had it goin' on"

If you could imagine the fuckin' look on my face

When I finally realized, I was a victim of date rape

I went straight to his work

And shoved his face in the wall

"I hope you had a good time mother fucker

Now it's time to say goodbye to your balls"

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe

I'll just wake up and break your neck

It won't be worth the costs you paid

This will be a date, you'll never forget

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe

I'll just wake up and break your neck

It won't be worth the costs you paid

This will be a date, you'll never forget

The moral of the story to make myself clear

Is that all you rapist, assholes, better run with fear

I would think twice before your next date

'Cause you'll just end up someone's bitch in cellblock eight

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe

I'll just wake up and break your neck

It won't be worth the costs you paid

This will be a date, you'll never forget

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe

I'll just wake up and break your neck

So don't touch me while I'm sleepin' babe

I'll just wake up and break your neck