Hey, dude
we get it
you're cooler than us.
You drove your father's el camino
while we all took the bus
there was a time
there was a place
when you meant something to me
but time has shown and now I know
that we were wrong
and you will always be
a prick, a fake
your parents' greatest mistake
you're the height of all douche-baggery
it's too much to take
but damn you look so cool
in steal-point shoes
and when you've got so much ed hardy
it must be hard for you to choose
'cause you're your own biggest fan
and the only one you've got
nobody thinks it's cool
when you peel out in the parking lot
of your high school,
where you graduated 6 years ago
Hey, dude. hey, bro.
you will always be a douchebag.
Hey, bro.
we get it
your style is sick
I know 'cause you went shirtless in your profile pic.
you took it off while at a party to show your tattoos
at the beer-pong table
where you never lose!
that's a nine in ten chance you've got a tribal tattoo
girl says, "damn, that boy can dance,
now he's a rial to you"
hit the beach
but never swim
wearing jeans to the gym
into every club you go
it's "four loco, four loco!"
Take a protein shake
with a jaeger bomb shot
tell your best friend Blake
you think his mother is hott
Drinking joe all day
party in here
you drink mad beers.
Every night I pray to God
that you never reproduce
the last thing that we need on this earth
is someone like you.
It's not high school
man, you graduated 6 years ago.
Hey, dude. Hey, bro.
you will always be a douchebag.
Dude, I'm not your bro.