Dr. Graffenberg

Well I was just now doing funnels at good ol' TKE's

When I saw a drunk come in who looked pretty good to me

So I asked her for a dance and then I asked her for name

And within a nanosecond she became a royal pain

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Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)

Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)

Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)

Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)

Across the room I spot a girl with eyes disguised as love

With the raven hair and the soft skin of a dove

And when she looked at me into my eyes she put me in a hex

I said beat me, whip me, love me baby let me write bad checks

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Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)

Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)

Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)

Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Ohhh)

Well Suzy was a moaner and a sleazy little tease

But once you got her going she would always aim to please

With a quart of cheap tequila and a quarter gram of hash

Her hips would start a smokin' like a pipe of burning ash

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Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh)

Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh)

Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh)

Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Ohhh)