Drink Whiskey and Shut Up
Drink whiskey and shut up
I might pour you a beer
Drink whiskey and shut up
I might pour you a beer
And if you don't like what I'm servin'
Take your money, get out of here
Drink whiskey and shut up
I don't serve no chardonnay
Drink whiskey and shut up
I don't serve no chardonnay
If it's wine and cheese you're wantin'
I think the bar next door is gay
I'll fill your glass up high
But I won't serve your brother
I'll fill your glass up high
I won't serve your brother
If you can't act like a gentleman
I won't pour you another
There's no TV in here
Talk to the person next to you
There's no TV in here
Talk to the person next to you
Well, the pool table is free
And the jukebox only plays the blues
Drink whiskey and shut up
(Whiskey and shut up)
(Whiskey and shut up)
I'm not makin' no pina coladas
(Whiskey and shut up)
I'm not makin' no mi tis
(Whiskey and shut up)
I don't make no margaritas
(Whiskey and shut up)
Don't make me take out my blender
(Whiskey and shut up)
Drink whiskey and shut up