I got something that I'd like to say
I got it and I wanna share
I'm gonna drink my weight in liquor
I wanna get good and plastered, baby
So feel free to start me, honey
I'm an alchol fueled machine
Gonna drink goon straight outta the sack
I'm gonna hang out with Mr. Beam
Mixing drink for better effects
Then I'm gonna get my woman
And fuck her while I'm fucking blind