Driving Your Girlfriend Home

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Driving Your Girlfriend Home

I'm driving

your girlfriend home

and she's saying

how she never chose you

"turn left", she says

so I turn left

and she says

"So how did I end up

so deeply involved in

the very existence

I planned on avoiding?"

and I can't answer

I'm driving

your girlfriend home

and she's laughing

to stop herself crying

"drive on", she says

so I drive on

and she says

"So how did I end up

attached to this person

when his sense of humour

gets gradually worser?"

and I can't tell her

I'm parking

outside her home

and we're shaking hands

goodnight, so politely