Welcome to mediocrity, welcome to mediocrity,
Welcome to mediocrity, welcome to mediocrity:
Where america's youth are ignorant lemmings,
I have no sense of self or individuality,
I am what they want me to be, I am ordinary,
Never your own, slaves to an image,
Independence can't exist in a cliche,
And that is what you are,
Stupidity and weakness,
Congratulations, you are a self destructive human waste,
Congratulations, welcome to mediocrity,
Pleased to attend the deal and in my car and in my clothes, my narcotics, and my alcohol,
It makes me someone, it makes me a part of something,
In a ridiculous village of idiots,
I am what they want me to be, weakness,
Congratulations, you are a self destructive human waste,
Congratulations, welcome to mediocrity,
I want friends, I want to belong,
I've earned status from my peers, through cans of beer,
Congratulations, you are a self destructive human waste,
Congratulations, welcome to mediocrity,
You herd of useless cattle, all those the hurt you won't endure,
You're the definition of mediocrity,
You are nothing! You are nothing at all!