(Verse)
The alarm is going off again
And I can't find the strength within
To get myself to get up out the bed
And I can't find my keys
(Verse)
And I'm sick of feeling like this
Every single morning
Far more than a sit back
With the covers over my head
(Chorus)
Trying to get fired
So I won't have to quit
Don't wanna spend my nights
Working the grave yard shift
And I'm so sick and tired
Yeah I'm over it
I'm calling this an early retirement
(Talking)
Come on man quit your singing and get back to work
Uhh, quit your singing and get back to work
Get bent
Stubbing on my finger working thing that I'm above it
It's just like Johnny Paycheck said :
"Take this job and shove it"
I rather be anywhere but here
(Chorus)
Trying to get fired
So I won't have to quit
Don't wanna spend my nights
Working the grave yard shift
And I'm so sick and tired
Yeah I'm over it
I'm calling this an early retirement
(Bridge)
I rather be anywhere else
I rather be anywhere but here
(Talking)
I'm sick of all you punk kids
Sitting around doing nothing
Singing little songs to yourselves
What's a matter with you
Get your crap and get out of here
You're fired
Okay, well first of all you can't fire me because I quit
Wait up wait up, fired? Dude consider me roasted
(Chorus)
Trying to get by it
So I won't have to quit
Don't wanna spend my nights
Working the grave yard shift
And I'm so sick and tired
Yeah I'm over it
I'm calling this an early retirement
That's it I quit