It's a doll completely made of socks
It's a cover for a tissue box
It's a clothespin duck and a Fun Fur cat
And a crazy yarn and beer can hat
Earth to Grandma
What the hell is that?
It a painted rock with goggle eyes
It's a matchstick cross where Jesus died
It's a plaque that says, ‽I heart my homeâ€
It's toothpicks, felt, and Styrofoam
Earth to Grandma
What the hell is that?