Eastern Appalachian Roadside Art

Oh, I know. I'm gonna tell you 'bout Eastern Appalachian Roadside Modern Art.

I'm gonna drive to West Virginia

Buy myself a shack

Put my good car in the front yard

And lock it up on jacks

I'm gonna take my a coupla wheels off

Roll 'em down into the creek

I'm gonna bust a coupla windows

Fix it with a plastic sheet

I got tired of working for nothing

Working everyday

The bills made me a poor man,

But I found a better way

I just build myself a sculpture

A monument to Chevrolet

And now I got a gallery where my

Front yard used to lay

Well, I'm working on a '49 Ford

I got it hidden, 'round in the back yard

But it's only going to be a few days

'Til it's rusted just enough to display

When I roll it on down by the road

I'll have a monument to Henry Ford

Brought to you by

Eastern Mountain Appalachian Roadside Modern Art

Yeah, Modern Art

So bring your car to West Virginia

Buy your own favorite spot

Get you a big old front yard

Start yourself a parking lot

You can roll 'em up on one side

You can roll 'em over onto the roof

You can roll 'em down into the creek bed

You can leave 'em on the avenue

But, hey, now don't you go thinking that's just a car

Listen here, buddy, that's a work of art

That was America's finest form of transportation

Don't you think it needs just a little celebration?

All I'm trying to do is brought to you by

Eastern Mountain Appalachian Roadside Modern Art

Yeah, Modern Art