Yeah she, she's bustin' out
Put the suitcase in the Pinto
And get the hell out of Ohio
She gets on that great highway
Doesn't wanna' be anywhere
She's an easy mark
O-ho, o-ho, o-ho she's an easy mark o-ho
Yeah he, he's got a master plan
Yeah he's gonna make a fortune
Panning gold out of a bottle of Goldschlager
Shot by shot by shot
He gets on that great highway
Doesn't wanna' be anywhere
He's an easy mark
O-ho, o-ho, o-ho he's an easy mark
She lays down in the grass on Strawberry Hill
He is there smelling like nicotine and peanut butter,
Ya' gotta' love her
Yeah she, she doesn't wanna' change this time
There's a hunger in her soul
For tater-tot casserole, with the crispy on the outside
She gets on that great highway
Doesn't wanna' be anywhere
She's an easy mark
O-ho, o-ho, o-ho she's an easy mark o-ho
I hate this world, this stupid world, this screwed-up world
I hate this world, this f*****g world.