oh el paso, i have ridden on your highway curves
i have spoken to the governer about the use of your u-turns
oh el paso, i ate two corndogs at a wiener shnitzol
i have watched your informercials
that threaten bigger muscles
to those that stay up late enough to order
oh el paso, i hoped better than i was before
i sang my golden melodies with the best man that i know
oh el paso, won't you leave a place for a girl like me?
i am awful sad to leave you,
glad to have known you,
and happy to have had your company