Everybody Knows The Claus

Don't you smell the cookies he's bakin'

Can't you see that belly it's shakin'

You don't want to mess with this man

You've never seen this side of him before

You know he won't be knockin' at your door

Here comes Santa Claus

Doin' all those good things

Everybody knows the Claus

Here comes Santa Claus

You know he's a big man

Don't mess with the boss

Ask Rudolph and he won't steer you wrong

Santa wasn't this fat all along

Until he started cookin' one day

Don't try to take that turkey away

You've never seen this side of him before

You know he won't be knockin' at your door

Here comes Santa Claus

Doin' all those good things

Everybody knows the Claus

Here comes Santa Claus

You know he's a big man

Don't mess with the boss

Cruisin' down the air highway in his sleigh

Bringing all the presents for the next day

Don't forget the donuts

His cookies and his milk are his pride

Or anything that can be deep-fried

Don't get me wrong now he's a nice guy

but you don't want to get on his bad side

You've never seen this side of him before

You know he won't be knockin' at your door

Here comes Santa Claus

Doin' all those good things

Everybody knows the cause

Here comes Santa Claus

You know he's a big man

Don't mess with the boss