Everyone in Jacksonville doesn't ride the bus
so they don't get in wrecks when the buses get clogged
and hit each others' faces.
Everyone in Jacksonville doesn't ride the train
because they don't have a train except one downtown,
and it goes out to the docks.
Yeah, right! What docks? What goes? Ghosts!
And in my hometown they don't have disasters.
The trees all fall down, but then that's it.
My good friend's grandpa lost power for four days,
and he was lonely,
but he didn't die.