I can be ready
I could be sleezy
I will make money
To make my life easy
But everything I touch, just falls apart
I could give interest
And enchant your darkness
Darling, I know, I'm not all that you wanted
The thing that I am could never be enough
The thing that I am
So send me fond wishes
And offer your tidings
Darling, I know beer is your way of hiding
The thing that you are