Her name was Rita the whore
She knocked 'em out of the park
Streetwalking holes in her shoes
And everything went black
Don't you come crying to me
The day that changed his life
He married Rita the whore
He said be back in no time
Forward to Mary and Steve
Just turning twenty and free
She really liked his style
They got together and soon
She was expecting a child
She caught an evil disease
It broke her down to her knees
And when Steve heard the news
Took out the doctor she used
And left the scene with a smile
And left the scene with a smile