Everything's True
I know a man who rules the world
he wears a beard and I know
He wrote his own bible
He knows a way to make me smile
I give him all my money
and for a while
I am happy
But you're so foolish
to get what you need
you have to believe
Everything's true, everything's true
If you want it to be
Everything's true, everything's true
If you want it to be
We have these fancy
"spank me" parties
Yeah, it's him and me we're like
one big family
To become a good boy
you must pray
To get to heaven you must pay
But that's okay
You're so foolish
to get what you need
you have to believe
Everything's true, everything's true
If you want it to be
Everything's true, everything's true