Braid your cheeks into your chin Stretch your skull, then make a grin Take an ear around your tongue Take a look you're almost done
Rotate your nose, then pleat the eyes Your entire head must be this size Loop your ear around your tongue Take a look you're almost done
Observe my facial disarray Observe my facial disarray
An ancient art now born anew Convert my face and flesh askew Behold my grimace, it's a boat
The biggest grin I correlate To separate this un-headlike shape Potato-san has not a clue For I can fold my face like goo
As I twist my soggy bones
I hide my drooping face in shame I hide my drooping face in shame
It's going to stay that way Why do people shriek when
Once was a man who lived on that hill Made different faces every day People did fear but still he ignored The warnings of the town folklore
Late in the night came a terrible moan And he came lurching down the hill To his dismay, his face stayed that way And he was never seen again