Would you like to read these diaries?
Do you think that they tell the untold tale of me
I'm sorry baby for what you won't see
I'm going to pile them up in a heap and watch em burn
Who am I truly writing to
Certainly isn't me and it probably isn't you
Certainly isn't for the sake of posterity
I'm gonna set 'em in a metal bin and watch 'em burn
Just think of all the trees
Wasted on these on these pointless pleas
Would you wager acres worth?
I'd say at least 3 in '93
If someone ever wanted to publish these
They'd certainly be banned for being boring
And we would surely throw such a party
when we throw them in a hole in the Earth
And watch 'em burn
You'll be invited to my party
When I'll throw them in a hole in the Earth
And watch 'em burn