(Why oh why oh why oh why
You're acting like you're my best friend
But I can't trust anything that comes outta your mouth
Your cringing smile and sneering grin
You seem quite friendly but that's your spin
'Cause I'm tangled in your web
You seem so wrong but you act so right
You seem sincere but I feel your bite
I can see straight through your disguise
Got me looking up and down
Who d'you think you're tryna fool?
Who d'you think you're tryna kid?
Got me looking up and down
Oh oh, what you saying now?
Do you really think I wouldn't find out
All the insults you like to throw behind my back?
That nasty girl in front of me
Instead of putting on your sweet little act?
"Oh your hair just looks so nice!
Your unwashed look just looks so right"
In your patronizing, demoralizing way
Got me looking up and down
Who d'you think you're tryna fool?
Who d'you think you're tryna kid?
Got me looking up and down
You gotta be, you gotta be two faced?
You gotta act, you gotta act so fake?
Can't you be, can't you be a little straight
You preach love when in fact you hate
Got me looking up and down
Got me looking, got me looking, got me looking around
Got me looking, got me looking, got me looking around
Yeah, uh, got me looking around (by being this way!)
Yeah, uh, yeah, you're so fake