Family Guy Theme Song

Lois: It seems today,

That all you see,

Is violence in movies,

And sex on T.V.

Peter: But where are those good old fashion values?...

All: On which we used to rely!

Lucky there's a family guy,

Lucky there's a man who,

Possitively can do,

All the things that make us...

Stewie: Laugh and cry, bada bing bada boom, stewie says quietly

All: MEET

THE

FAM-

ILY

GUUUUUUUYYY!