Fascinate You
I took you to a five star dinner
I bought you the most expensive wine
I even paid of the Maitre' D
To usher us up to the front of the line
You told me you needed a stronger, slimmer man
So I went and joined the neighborhood gym
Though the weights put my spine out of commission
Even you can't deny that I am lookin' real slim
You say you're taking your time
Maybe you don't even care
Sometimes I wish I was much more easy to scare
Easy to scare
Why? God even knows how I try
I can't fascinate you, hey
Somethin' that I've realized
Nothin' will ever do for you
But I will solve this mystery
You've gotta give me the first clue
You said, "You always wanted a humble man"
So I sold my car and bought a beat up van
I guess that wasn't quite enough for you
So now I only speak up when I don't know how to follow your plan
When you treat me unkind
I wanna leave you far behind
Then I think of all the things that make you so fine
And I'm back in the role again
Why? God even knows how I try
I can't fascinate you, hey
Somethin' that I've realized
Nothin' will ever do for you
But I will solve this mystery
You've gotta give me the first clue
You've gotta give me the first clue
I won't stop til' I find the key
The key to you, hey
I took the challenge, I must confess
I never met someone so hard to impress
But all you need is someone to love you
Who needs the rest, who needs the rest?
Oh why? God even knows how I try
I can't fascinate you, hey
Somethin' that I've realized
Nothin' will ever do for you
But I will solve this mystery
You've gotta give me the first clue
Why? God even knows how I try
(Fascinate you, fascinate you)
Oh, I somethin' that I've realized
Nothin' will ever do for you
But I will solve this mystery
You've gotta give me the first clue