[chorus]
I'm not your favorite show anymore
It seems my ratings have dropped
Faster than shows with singing cops
Way too many commercials
Well, I put you to sleep
Way too many commercials
She said she's acting and she wants to direct some side shows
She said she's acting but she wants to direct
She said she's acting and she wants to direct some side shows
But I think I know the truth
She'd rather go solo than be acting with me
Whoa-whoa-ho
[chorus]
I just got a letter from the local network big shot
Just got a letter from the local big shot
I just got a letter from the local network big shot
And I think I know the truth
I'm too big for TV, here comes the big screen
Whoa-whoa-ho
[chorus x2]