fi fy fo fum
gonna beat you down in the morning
there's two of us here
swifter and much faster than the wind
fi fy fo fum
gonna make you drown in the morning
there's two of us here
waiting for the showcase to begin
and you know how she's the one with the style
gonna throw you a mile before you know it
you know me, i'm the barkeeper's wife
i'm the one with a knife, in case you blow it
ain't gonna buy what you been selling
ain't gonna try the things you're telling
ain't gonna fry[?] the times you want us to
ain't gonna read what you been writing
ain't gonna fight the fights you're fighting
ain't gonna spin our stories just for you
and you know how she's the one with the style
gonna throw you a mile before you know it
you know me, i'm the barkeeper's wife
i'm the one with a knife, in case you blow it
ain't gonna buy what you been selling
ain't gonna try the things you're telling
ain't gonna fry[?] the times you want us to
ain't gonna read what you been writing
ain't gonna fight the fights you're fighting
ain't gonna spin our stories just for you
fi fy fo fum
gonna make you drown in the morning
there's two of us here
waiting for the showcase to begin