Fifty Kwacha

In a valley they search, and boat breakers emerge

In the foundries they haunt and the pin-stripes they curse

And you've done nothing worthwhile for the past seventeen years

The cryptic cryptid myth still haunts that third-world village!

More from Mascot Fight

Berserk Skeptic

Dalian Shied Away

Play The Meathead Anthem

Terry Is The Chicago Sun

That's A Photocopier (Not A Chair)