I'm tired of beating round bushes I'm sick to death of being dropped I'd like my batteries charged And the charge of course to be cheap
And if you want to make love
You know I hate to be boring Calling a little bit of weed I mean the only joint I know
If there's a key to my heart But you think there should be three
You see a teller you like You have a nice disposition
If there's a mark on your dress
I have a sneaking suspicion And if that's where you want to be
Like some men need a wife
I like to twist it and twirl it
If you think God is a woman That's what you want him to be More from Gilbert O'Sullivan