I want to tell you a story from way back
Truck on down and dig me, Jack
There's Big Moe, Little Moe, Four-eyed Moe, No Moe
Look at brother, look at brother, look at brother, Eat Moe
Moe, Moe, Moe
Moe, Moe, Moe
Moe, Moe, Moe
Who's the greatest band around?
Makes the cats jump up and down
Who's the talk of Rhythm Town?
Five guys named Moe
When they start to beat it out
Everybody jumps and shouts
Tell me, who do the critics rave about?
Five guys named Moe
They came out of nowhere
And that don't mean a thing
They rate high and you'll know why
When you hear them sing
High brow, low brow, all agree
They're the best in harmony
I'm telling you folks, you really ought to see
Five guys named Moe
Not one guy, Big Moe, two guys, Little Biddy Moe
Three guys, Four-eyed Moe
Four guys, No Moe, five guys, Eat Moe
Five little guys named Moe