When I get drunk everything looks pretty
so fuckin' pretty...
When I get drunk even my mom looks pretty
she's so damn pretty
And I dont care where I' ll wake up
if jack and morgan are in my lap
I wanna be just like frank (the tank)
I' ll go streaking through the plazza
eating KFC and I wont bother
if my wife finds out
I'm still drinking anyhow
And I dont care where I' ll wake up
if jack and morgan are in my lap
I wanna be just like frank (the tank)
Dancing on a stupid song
with my tshirt already torn
I hope my pants are still on
passing out on a dirty floor
And I dont care where I' ll wake up
if jack and morgan are in my lap
I wanna be just like frank (the tank)
I'll drink a beer I'll drink a shot
I will be screaming all night long
you are my boy blue and you know
this is the last act of this show