Sam, Sam I have a plan
We'll dip our feet in pearly white sand
Or walk off shore forgetting the land
O Sam, Sam
Sam, Sam I gotta say
I'm tired of working these twelve hour days
I'd rather be working on getting more play
O Sam, Sam
Sam, Sam I see it now
We'll drink ourselves blind out on the town
We'll make it home but won't know how
O Sam, Sam
Sam, Sam I have a plan
I'll find a woman and you'll find a man
We'll move near each other and won't life be grand
O Sam, Sam
Sam, Sam I gotta say
I look forward to seeing you everyday
Spending the weekends under the shade
O Sam, Sam
Sam, Sam I see it now
You in your suit and me in my gown
Sipping chardonnay when no one's around
O Sam, Sam