Formaldehyde
Got a brand new reason
To live through another season
A bottle is his home
My puppy embryo
The teacher calls him Ben
My nonjudgemental friend
I know in there everything floats
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Formaldehyde (x2)
Keeps our little friend alive
Formaldehyde
Happy in his home (x2)
Everything floats
We ride the bus together
Keep him inside my sweater
The other kids are mean
They wouldn't understand
The teacher calls him Ben
My nonjudgemental friend
I know in there everything floats
Chorus