There's a guy his name is JR
he didn't die when he crashed his car
He has blue eyes and black hair
if he fails school He doesn't care
He's pretty fragile so be careful with him
one little bee sting he could lose a whole limb
If he eats peanut butter He chokes then dies
he only has one kidney none of this is lies
EASY DEATH
He eats his pie He says its yum
just like everything made by mum
he works at maccas but not for long
he'll be fired before the end of this song
He's pretty fragile so be careful with him
one little bee sting he could lose a whole limb
If he eats peanut butter He chokes then dies
he only has one kidney none of this is lies
EASY DEATH (times 42)