Frank, You Ruined Me
Do you remember
When you were younger
We met at some party
In some dark hallway
Don't think that you even
Asked me my name
But oh, when you kissed me
I'll never forget
The way you kissed me
Like no one I've met
Frank, you ruined me
Wiped me off the map
Frank, you ruined me
Oh Frank, where you at
From time to time
I'd take out that worn paper
That tempted and taunted
Mocked me and haunted
I'm always on the run and I hate copy paste for god's sake
Three times I rang you
But I was a fool
I quickly hung up when
You answered so cool
Then three months later
Though I was nervous
I tried you again
But it was too late
No longer in service
Why did I wait
Frank, you ruined me
Wiped me off the map
Frank, you ruined me
Oh Frank, where you at
Now all these years later
I look back on my past
The hundreds of lovers
Three husbands, affairs
Some might say
A count, a prizefighter
Adds up to who cares
Frank, you ruined me
Wiped me off the map
Frank, you ruined me
Oh Frank, where you at
The way you kissed me
I'll never forget