Free and Freaky
I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon they'll leave me alone
Free and freaky in the U.S.A.
My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on a leash
I think about it sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I hate it when people look at me the wrong way
Free and freaky in the U.S.A.
Free and freaky in the U.S.A.
England and France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When I go over there I gotta walk bold
Free and freaky in the U.S.A.
Free and freaky in the U.S.A.
Free and freaky in the U.S.A.
Whoa, today, my mind begins to stray
I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be O.K.
Free and freaky in the U.S.A.
Alabama
Dali Lama
Baby Mama
Free and freaky in the U.S.A.
Free and freaky in the U.S.A.
Rude Madonna
Benihana
Antique father
Free and freaky in the U.S.A.
Free and freaky in the U.S.A.
Free and freaky in the U.S.A.
Free and freaky in the U.S.A.
Free and freaky in the U.S.A.
Free and freaky in the U.S.A.