Freestyle- Smackdown 2003-05-23
Yo, Yo, Yo, hey you Spanky,
Youâ"š¬â"ž¢re just a copycat of me.
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢ve been watching your progression,
The kidâ"š¬â"ž¢s got an obsession with trying to steal my Ruthless Agression.
In his first match with Kurt Angle, he took him to the limit,
In the next minute, heâ"š¬â"ž¢s wearin velour and claiming thatâ"š¬â"ž¢s his gimmick,
Dude, heâ"š¬â"ž¢s exactly like me. No.. Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m ten times bigger,
You want to be me so bad you swallowed my action figure.
But youâ"š¬â"ž¢ll never be untouchable. I donâ"š¬â"ž¢t care how hard you try to,
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢ll serve you quicker than a Burger King drive thru.
And with a name like Spanky the dude never gets a date,
Heâ"š¬â"ž¢s always arguing in groups because all he does is masturbate.
So Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m past you ya little rascal, you and your kiddie tricks,
You want to spank something? Dude, go home and spank your D***!