Freestyle- Smackdown 2003-06-05

Wrestling Lyrics
Yo yo yo yo. All this talk. All this Cruiserweight this. This Rey Mysterio this. This Matt Hardy that.
These flyinâ"š¬â"ž¢ cruiserweights donâ"š¬â"ž¢t deserve a second look
Itâ"š¬â"ž¢s like watching the Haiti Kid beat up on Lord Littlebrook
And they are so light in the pants they should be called transvestites
I got more hits on the mike than free porno websites
I got kids carvinâ"š¬â"ž¢ double horns on their bathroom stalls
I ainâ"š¬â"ž¢t in this for the money, Lebron James took it all
And Chris Benoit? Yeha, you got fans, but I donâ"š¬â"ž¢t respect you
The only Wolverine I see is in X-Men 2
And I beat up an preppy punk wearing Abercrombie & Fitch
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢ll sign his autograph first, then run away with his b----!