Freestyle- Smackdown 2003-07-17 (1)
***Weâ"š¬â"ž¢re in a graveyard, and itâ"š¬â"ž¢s time for some Thuganomics!
You need to listen Undertaker. Iâ"š¬â"ž¢ve been watching you Deadman
Youâ"š¬â"ž¢re full of more crap than a super-sized bedpan
And this whole things a front man, you ainâ"š¬â"ž¢t never been deceased
You drive from funeral to funeral, just to hit on a priest
I heard rumors about you dawg, you used to hit on men often
I 2-wayâ"š¬â"ž¢d Paul Bearer, he said you shared the same coffin
It was never Dead Man. The whole time you were fakinâ"š¬â"ž¢
And you beatinâ"š¬â"ž¢ John Cena? You gravely mistaken
See you old news dawg. Fans wonâ"š¬â"ž¢t even miss you
You ainâ"š¬â"ž¢t a dead man. You just a dead issue
And at Vengeance Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m going to prove the Big Dog is all bark
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m gonna claim my territory. Piss right on the mark
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