Freestyle- Velocity 2003-05-31
Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo. Chill, chill.
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m preaching Thuganomics on Velocity,
Weâ"š¬â"ž¢re taking over the green screen.
John Cena and Saturday night ?
You couldnâ"š¬â"ž¢t find a better Dream Team.
But Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m frustrated, weâ"š¬â"ž¢re underrated,
Weâ"š¬â"ž¢ve got the best show in the world.
I mean, Catâ"š¬â"ž¢s always calling his Momma, and Joshâ"š¬he ainâ"š¬â"ž¢t never kissed a girl.
But thatâ"š¬â"ž¢s OK you pipsqueak, Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m here to save you this week,
And my Johnson is longer than a Joe DiMaggio hit streak.
After the show, we can get out on a Hibachi,
Drinking full bottles of sake,
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m battle-rappinâ"š¬â"ž¢ with Funaki.
All the censors hate me, and the parents canâ"š¬â"ž¢t believe me,
â"š¬í‹Å“Cause their kids throw up the double horns after seeing me on TV.
Whether you like me, or you hate me, thereâ"š¬â"ž¢s no way you can ignore me.
They donâ"š¬â"ž¢t let me curse on TV ? I have the crown curse for me.
You attack me, itâ"š¬â"ž¢s like acne, Iâ"š¬â"ž¢ll pop you like a zit.
â"š¬í‹Å“Cause when youâ"š¬â"ž¢re untouchable, you donâ"š¬â"ž¢t take no sh**.