Friends (version 1)

Adam And The Ants

I'm a friend of Mister Pastry

I'm a friend of Allen Jones

I'm a friend of Shirley Bassey

I'm a friend of your chromosomes

I'm a friend of Stuart Sutcliffe

I'm a friend of Michael Miles

I'm a friend of Jim Morisson

I'm a friend of Nobby Stiles

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend

I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend

And if I come on the night, can I get in free?

I'm a friend of Egon Schiele

I'm a friend of Mister Spock

I'm a friend of Doctor Kildare

I'm a friend of the woodentop's

I'm a friend of Arthur Askey

I'm a friend of Freda Payne

I'm a friend of Danny Angel

I'm a friend of big JohnWwayne

I'm a friend of Brian Inglis

I'm a friend of your dad's son

I'm a friend of Boris Karloff

I'm a friend of everyone