Fill in the blanks without spilling your drinks
My name is and I'm an alcoholic
Not for real, but what else do you call this
Find me in the clubby, going duper dumby, borrowing your money
In the bathroom flask full of iced tea, college grad chick straddling me
I think that she want me to get up in her tummy
That's why they call me Gutsy
And I be like check my Spanish
Mamacita, te necesito, soy ebrio, that's all the words I know
I shoot Tequila from Costa Rica, I gotta tell ya
Best friends, you are my fucking best friends
Seriously, it's like the best night ever
This song, I'm really feeling this song
This song, fucking best song ever
It's only midnight, chicks like heels off
Barefooted on the floor playing leapfrog
Skittles, Stoli, no juice and rolypoly produce
That's why they call me, whoa, dude, slow, dude, your roll dude
Mamacita, te necesito, soy ebrio, that's all the words I know
Margaritas and microwave pizzas, I gotta tell ya
Best friends, you are my fucking best friends
Seriously, it's like the best night ever
This song, I'm really feelin' this song
This song, fucking best song ever