Funky Worm
She's here, Mr. Johnson
Ok, thank you very much
Granny, they're expecting you
You're a little late
So come right this way
Step right in, okay
What, say it now
(Yes) say it now, yeah
Me and the Ohio Players
Gonna tell you bout a worm
He's the funkiest
Worm in the world
Okay, sing it, fellas
There's a worm in the ground
Yes, there is
(That's right)
He's six feet down
(Six feet down)
He only comes around
When he wants to get down
But when he comes
Out of his hole
He sounds something like this
Oh, that's funky
That's funky
Like nine cans
Of shaving powder
That's funky
Come on with again
Fellas, come on with it
In a boring land
Yeah, yeah (sing it)
He plays in a band
(Plays in a band)
Plays guitar without any hands
Pretty good, I might add
Yeah, when he grabs his
Guitar and starts to pluck
Everybody wants to
Get up and dance
Ah, get it, baby
I'm his manager, yeah
Gonna make a million dollars
I get it all too
He can't spend it
Don't stop now, honey
Get down
That's it, that's it
Don't, don't, don't
Fight the feeling
Don't fight it
Okay, that's enough
Get out of here
There ain't no people
Listening to this
This is really funky
Get out of here
Going back in his hole
Just the same way he came out
Do we get paid for this (yes)
I want to know (yes, of course)
We do, okay, okay (yes) alright
(You're welcome)