Funky Worm

The Ohio Players

You're a little late

So step right this way

And we'll get started

What? Say it now

Oh, say it now, say it now

Me and the Ohio Players

Are gonna tell you about a worm

He's the funkiest worm in the world

Alright, sing it, Clarence

Clarence, theres' a worm in the ground

Yes, there is

Granny Thats right

Clarence he's six feet long

Granny six feet long

Clarence he only comes around

Granny when he wants to get down

But when he comes out of his hole

He sounds something like this

Oh that's funky

Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky

Alright. Sing it again, Clarence

And through all the land, yeah

Yeah

He plays in a band

Plays in a band

Plays guitar without any hands

Pretty good, I might add

Yeah

When he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck

Everybody wants to get up and dance

Ah, get it baby

Don't, don't, don't

Don't fight the feeling

Don't fight it

Hey, don't stop now honey, get down

I'm his manager, heh, heh

Gonna make a million dollars

I get it all, cause he can't spend it

There he goes

Goin' back in his hole

Just the same way he came out

Do we get paid for this

I just wanted to make sure

We do, OK