Hey
I know that you think that you're a pretty big deal around here
Congratulations
You're the big men on campus
Woe-oh
I'm so goddamn impressed with your kegstands
Sorrority girlfriends lack substance
All of my friends
Might not be as glamorous
At least I didn't purchase them
Hey
I know that you think that high school is gonna last forever
But it's already over
You just can't let it go
Woe-oh
I'm so goddamn depressed sometimes
But I know that my soul is still in my hands
All of my friends
Might not be as glamorous
At least i didn't purchase them with my integrity
With my integrity
With my integrity
With my integrity
With my integrity